That’s not my name.
OK look, I know we’ve been through a lot together, but it isn’t working out anymore. You haven’t been the same lately and suddenly I feel like we’re headed nowhere. I know this may be a hard pill to swallow, but I’m dumping you for the Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones.
“What? This is ridiculous!”
I know you must be furious with me. It’s just that the Skullcandy has so much going on right now. Did you know it’s available in 12 different colors? Twelve! I’ve only seen you hit 3 colors max.
“What do you mean colors? I don’t have different colors, I’m a person!”
Yes, we are both people. And we both have needs. And mine need to be fulfilled by the Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones.
“I can’t believe I’m being dumped for an inanimate object.”
No, I’m dumping you for the Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones, we’ve been over this already.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Skullcandy
Model: S5LWBI; S5LWCY; S5LWCZ; SMLWBX; S5LWBZ
Product Features:
• 40mm speaker driver
• 90° swivel DJ-style speakers
• Frequency range: 18 Hz – 20 kHz
• 32 ohms
• Max input power: 30 mW
• Nylon braided cable
• 4ft cable
• 3.5mm gold plated cable
• In-line microphone
What You Get:
• Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones (Choice of MFM, Electric Animal, Rasta, SC Purple, Shoe Red, Shoe White, Shoe Yellow, Shoe Blue, Xbox)




