Let me preface this by reiterating that I have no concept of time whatsoever.
I love basketball. Ever since I saw my first game I knew I wanted to be a professional basketball player. The only problem is that I have no sense of direction, no balance, and no concept of time. In Rec league I would constantly score on my own team by shooting the ball in my own basket. I celebrated wildly thinking that I had actually accomplished something. As you can probably guess I was immediately removed from the team and banned from playing recreational sports again. I was also banned from the Rec center and the entire team filed a restraining order against me.
The second time I had my shot at basketball was during a pickup game. A group of guys were one man short for 3 on 3. They picked me and I was glad. However whenever I tried to dribble the ball I couldn’t hold my balance and I fell to the ground. I proceeded to cry and I was kicked out of the game. Also, I was banned from the basketball court and the entire northeastern part of town, which was the part of town the court was located in.
My last chance came when I was playing against a team of girl scouts for charity. Let me preface this by reiterating that I have no concept of time whatsoever. With 5 seconds to go and with the game on the line I stood at the top of the key. My team was down my 2. “SHOOT!” everyone yelled. Instead I stood there and continued to aim until the buzzer sounded. Another reason why I didn't shoot is because I was talking to my mom on my new Motorola H720 Bluetooth headset. My mom sounded crystal clear. Needless to say I was yet again loathed by my team. You want to know the sad part? I’m now the head coach of the Seattle Supersonics....
Yes, I know that they no longer exist.
Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle Free
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Motorola
Model: 89382N
Product Features:
RapidConnect™ feature lets you handle calls with a simple flip
Lightweight, on-ear wearing style ensures all-day comfort
Noise-reduction and echo-cancellation technologies
Compatible with any Bluetooth-enabled phone
Long-lasting charge provides up to eight hours of uninterrupted conversation
Up to 11 hours standby time
What You Get:
Motorola H720 Bluetooth Headset
Manual
Charger
