And now you shall have three wishes!
I dug my finger into my nose furiously in an attempt to remove the mucus before my conference call. A coworker saw me and was obviously disgusted, but I did not care. Once it was all clean, I fumbled for my stapler. Before I could use it, a thick cloud of purple smoke emitted from the front, culminating in a legless gypsy man.
“Aaaaaaaah! Oy! Ten thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck!” the man said.
“Uh … who are you?” I replied.
“I am the ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated, genie of the stapler!”
“But I’ve used this stapler for years, how have you been inside it?”
“Master, I don’t think you quite realize what you’ve got here! So why don’t you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities …
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck—”
“No. No, no, no. I am not listening to a song. I do not have time for any of this; I need to get back to work.”
I grabbed my MEElectronics Air-Fi Stereo Wireless Bluetooth Headset and began my conference call.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: MEElectronics
Model: AF9-BK
Product Features:
• Compatible with iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Android or any Bluetooth device
• A2DP stereo Bluetooth for music playback
• Built-in microphone
• Conveniently located controls
• Noise isolating
• Ergonomic in-ear headphones
• Amazing audio quality
• Exceptional comfort
• Tiny receiver with shirt clip
• Receiver compatible with all headphones with standard 3.5mm jack
• Up to 5 hours talk and music
• Up to 100 hours standby
What You Get:
• MEElectronics Stereo Bluetooth Receiver and High Performance Stereo Headphones
• 2x USB charging cable
• Stereo extensions cable with 3.5mm jack
• 4 pairs of eartips
• Carrying Case
• User Manual
