Then why the heck did you bring me here?
Once the entire backyard campsite was assembled and the backyard camping adventure was set to begin, Gerald took the whole thing to the next level. Under the dark of the night, he unveiled to his friend the Life Gear Auto Glow Rechargeable Flashlight.
“Wow … what’s that?” his friend asked.
“… Are you serious?” Gerald retorted. “It’s a flashlight …”
“Oh cool, how does it work?”
After smacking his palm to his face, Gerald did his best demonstration of the flashlight, turning it on and off and showing him the different lighting levels. He was about to end the demonstration when the two heard a very loud crash outside the tent. Before they could go outside to investigate, someone entered the tent.
“OK where are they?” the stranger asked.
“Where’s who? Who are you?” they replied in unison.
“Where’s who? You said there were fourteen live turkeys in here that need to be taken home, now where are they?”
“I never said that!” Gerald spoke up.
“Yes you did. With that flashlight. You said, ‘dot dash dash dot, dot dash dot dot, dot, dot dash, dot dot dot, dot, dot dot dot dot, dot, dot dash dot dot, dot dash dash dot, dot dash dot dash dot dash, dash, dot dot dot dot, dot, dot dash dot, dot, dot dash, dot dash dot, dot, dot dash dash dash dash, dot dot dot dot dash, dot dash dot dot, dot dot, dot dot dot dash, dot, dash, dot dot dash, dot dash dot, dash dot dash dot, dash dot dash dash, dot dot dot, dot dot dot dot, dot, dot dash dot, dot, dash, dot dot dot dot, dot dash, dash, dash dot, dot, dot, dash dot dot, dash, dash dash dash, dash dot dot dot, dot, dash, dot dash, dash dot dash, dot, dash dot, dot dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dash dash, dot, dot dash dot dash dot dash.”
“Ohhhhhhhhhh …”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year Life Gear
Brand: Life Gear
Product Features:
• Emergency flasher or a handy flashlight when and where you need it
• If your vehicle becomes disables, you can utilize the bright red glow stick and flasher to warn oncoming drivers of your presence
• Auto Glow CL can be recharged in your car's lighter
• This glow stick comes with a built in NI-MH Nickel Metal rechargeable battery and even has a magnetic base, which helps it to stand up on the hood or trunk of your car
• 200 hours (on flasher mode) between charges
• 4 Light Modes:
- LED flashlight
- Glow mode with LED flashlight
- Glow mode
- Flasher mode
What You Get:
• (2) Life Gear Auto Glow CL Rechargeable Car Flashlight/Emergency Flashers
• (6) AG-13 Batteries (Installed)
