There were 19th century magicians sporting authentic 19th century moustaches everywhere.
I decided to throw the greatest party of all time. I had just seen a teen party movie in the theater and I was dead set on making their party look like a PTA meeting. I thought of all the things I would need to accomplish this goal. The first thing I did was go online and put an advertisement in the classifieds. It stated that I needed to have 100 actors, both male and female, dress like magicians from the 19th century and of them had to have fake moustaches so it would be very difficult to determine their gender. Personally I thought that having this at the party was vital to its success for several reasons. First of all, who doesn’t like magicians? Second, a party is only as good as the amount of awkwardness and confusion it causes which is why all of the magicians will be given T-Shirt guns.
The night of the party arrived and all the magicians showed up. It was glorious. There were 19th century magicians sporting authentic 19th century moustaches everywhere. Then I realized there was one severe problem. My mind works on one part zealousness and two parts idiocy. I realized that I had forgotten to call my friends and invite them to my party! Now I sat there like an absolute fool at a party with 100 magicians and no normal guests. I took out my IOGEAR Portable Rechargeable Battery Pack and plugged it into my iPhone. There were a lot of calls that needed to be made to spruce this thing up with actual normal people who weren’t being paid to show up.
Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: IOGEAR
Model: GMP2000P
Product Features:
• Charge through mini USB cable (included)
• Compatible with all iPods and iPhones
• Power status button indicates battery life
• Adds additional 3.5 hours of talk time/8 hours video playback/24 hours audio playback
• Lithium polymer 1500mAh battery
• A necessity for iPhone and iPod users
• Great for emergencies or if you’re constantly mobile
What You Get:
• IOGEAR GMP2000P Portable Rechargeable Battery Pack (Black)
• Mini USB cable
