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And now you shall have three wishes!
I dug my finger into my nose furiously in an attempt to remove the mucus before my conference call. A coworker saw me and was obviously disgusted, but I did not care. Once it was all clean, I fumbled for my stapler. Before I could use it, a thick cloud of purple smoke emitted from the front, culminating in a legless gypsy man.

“Aaaaaaaah! Oy! Ten thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck!” the man said.

“Uh … who are you?” I replied.

“I am the ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated, genie of the stapler!”

“But I’ve used this stapler for years, how have you been inside it?”

“Master, I don’t think you quite realize what you’ve got here! So why don’t you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities …

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck—”

“No. No, no, no. I am not listening to a song. I do not have time for any of this; I need to get back to work.”

I grabbed my Zelher P20 Noise Canceling Bluetooth Headset and began my conference call.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Zelher
Model: P20

Product Features:
•    4x noise canceling
•    Stays connected for up to 30ft
•    Up to 21 hour talk time
•    Up to 400 hour standby time
•    2.4GHz frequency
•    Bluetooth
•    Lightweight
•    2 simultaneous connections
•    Call waiting
•    Voice activated dialing
•    Call answer/redial
•    Mute
•    Refuse call
•    Includes bonus USB car charger

What You Get:
•    Zelher P20 Headset
•    USB Car Charger
•    USB Cable
•    AC Adapter