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They needed some kind of offering.
Sometime in the year 2017, a new kind of lobster descended down to our planet. About the size of a 1995 Honda Odyssey, the lobsters came to Earth the same way they did during the Valanginian Age of the Cretaceous Period. It is said that they were about the size of the 2001 Honda Odyssey, when the width was increased from 70.6 inches to 75.6, back then. Apparently they had shrunk significantly in the subsequent years before the next wave of visitors.

Hailing from Lobstonaan, the creatures were perfectly fine with being used as a means of human transportation, much like humans had used the Honda Odyssey, which won Japan Car of the Year upon its debut. As a result, lobsters became an increasing presence on the road and in the water.

The giant lobsters courteously allowed us to ride on top of them, but they simultaneously made progress towards ruling the world. Some three or four years after their arrival, they achieved that goal. More lobsters continued to travel to Earth and soon enough there were too many to resist.

“Now we shall be your rulers,” said one lobster to a human. “Now bring me an HP LaserJet Pro Wireless Color Printer!”

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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: HP
Model: CP1525NW

Product Features:
•    Please note printer does not come with ink
•    Print from anywhere in the world
•    802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi
•    Energy saving
•    Send photos, documents and more from mobile devices with HP ePrint
•    Instant-on leaves printer off until you need it
•    Use AirPrint to print from iPad, iPhone or iPod Touch
•    Built-in Ethernet
•    Expandable memory
•    Built-in wired networking
•    Up to 12 pages per minute black, 8ppm color
•    Easy to setup and maintain
•    For PC and Mac

What You Get:
•    HP LaserJet Pro Wireless Color Printer
•    AC Adapter