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Barbara woke up and found that she could fly.
The discovery came not even a full second after she woke up. Barb was in the middle of a nightmare involving villainous ice cream trucks taunting her with the voice of Samuel L. Jackson, saying things like, “You want some ice cream? Too bad,” and, “Today....ain't yo day.” The trucks then proceeded to chase her down in the park before Barb eventually had to jump off a cliff to get away from them.

This last move actually propelled her body out of her bed and to the floor. However, just before she reached the floor, she began to hover and never hit the ground. Barb splashed some water on her face and checked everything she could to verify that she wasn't still dreaming. She proceeded to practice her new skill and managed to get complete control over it within an hour. The only shortcoming, if you could even call it that, was the Barb could only seem to fly a maximum of a foot off the ground.

Excited, she set off for the book store, hovering a foot above the sidewalk the entire way. People stared and reacted differently to the sight. Many were afraid, thinking that Barb was some kind of monster or spirit or hallucination. She found that she could also lay down while flying so she was hovering while completely horizontal as well.

Upon entering the book store, every eye was on her. They weren't sure what was happening, but it seemed odd that this person was shopping for books and asking for recommendations. Some awkwardly shuffled out of the store while others kept throwing glances her way while they continued to shop.

“Excuse me,” Barb asked an employee, “do you have the novelization of Mean Girls?”

“Ummm-” he began before Barb cut her off.

“Ooh, that is the nicest looking watch? What is that?”

“Oh, this? This is the Pyle Ski Master V Professional Ski Watch.”

“It looks great!”

“I know!”

“Great!”

“Yes.”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Pyle
Model: PSKIW25

Product Features:
•    Hour, minute, second, am, pm, month, date, and day of week -12 / 24 hour format -Auto Calendar
•    Dual Time Alarm
•    Daily alarm and Date alarm
•    Hourly chime Chronograph
•    Resolution: 1/100 second
•    Range: 23hours 59minutes 59.99seconds
•    10 lap memories Timer
•    Resolution: 1 second
•    Range: 23hours 59minutes 59seconds
•    Single count down and repeat count down
•    Quick set values (3, 5, 10, 15 and 45 minutes) Altimeter
•    Resolution: 1m (1ft)
•    Range: -703m to 9164m (-2036ft to 30065ft)
•    Past 12 hours altitude tendency
•    Altitude logbook: Altitude gain, Altitude loss and Maximum altitude reading Barometer
•    Resolution: 0.1 hPa/mbar (0.01 inHg, 0.01 mmHg)
•    Range: 300hPa/mbar to 1100 hPa/mbar (8.84 inHg to 32.44 inHg, 224.73 to 824.01 mmHg)
•    Past 12 hours barometric pressure tendency Thermometer
•    Resolution: 0.1C (0.1F)
•    Range: -10.0C to 60.0C (14F to 140F)
•    Weather Forecast: 4 symbols to indicate the predicated weather Compass
•    Resolution: 1 degree display
•    Range: 0 - 359 degree (digital)
•    16 cardinal points: N, E, S, W and NW, NNW etc
•    Magnetic North pole pointer Ski
•    Auto mode and Manual mode
•    Ski Slope setting and auto mode sensitivity setting
•    Current Descent Speed
•    Current elapsed time Ski logbook
•    Ski Date stamp
•    Maximum Descent Speed
•    Total ski lap elapsed time
•    Maximum altitude reached
•    Maximum lap speed - Descent speed tendency
•    The lap elapsed time
•    The altitude gain
•    he altitude loss
•    EL Backlight
•    Water Resistance: 33 Feet / 10 Meters / 1 ATM

What You Get:
•    Pyle Ski Master V Watch (Choice of Black, Blue, Green, Orange)
•    User Manual
•    Batteries