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I couldn’t handle how brilliant it looked.
My projector was in the worst shape. Once the amount of dead pixels on it became 75% of the total display, I knew it was time for a change. At the advice of my friend, who had recently won the 2011 Taco Bell Projector Knowledge and Chalpua Challenge, I purchased the AAXA M2 Pico/Micro Projector. Before even turning it on, my living room looked more professional and ridiculously impressive.
 
I hooked it up to my computer via the HDMI port and pressed the power button on the projector. What followed was a single low tone ominously triggering an all-encompassing gray light. The glow kept me frozen in spot; it was a sharper and clearer image than any I had ever experienced before. I leaned forward slightly to take a closer look while involuntarily clenching my hands on the chair. When my background image appeared, I let loose a banshee-like howl.
 
I knocked over the chair and ran behind the bookcase. I crouched down and yelled repeatedly while pointing at the monitor. I tried to get someone’s attention; to get someone to come help … but nothing came. Fear consumed me and I turned to run; it was the kind of fear that can only be produced by an image of such majestic clarity and unparalleled sharpness. My shoulder collided with the doorway on the way out, causing me to stumble but balance myself on the hallway wall before scrambling for the stairs. Just before reaching the first step, I tripped from going too fast and fell the entire length of the staircase, performing three somersaults on the way down. Despite being in pain, I quickly got up at the bottom and ran out the front door. Somehow, I managed to cull together a remarkable amount of adrenaline, propelling me into a full sprint that lasted all the way to my favorite restaurant. Once inside, I realized I was incredibly hungry so I ordered a pulled pork sandwich. The rich barbecue sauce on top dripped out to the point that you knew the sandwich wouldn’t be dry but you also wouldn’t have to deal with a soupy mess; the stars had aligned over this particular meal. I pulled out my notebook and wrote down a reminder for myself to investigate aliens and their influences on food. Then, I feasted.
 
Without a doubt, it was the best sandwich I had ever eaten and I owe it all to the AAXA M2 Pico/Micro Projector. Thank you, AAXA M2 Pico/Micro Projector.

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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: AAXA
Model: M2 Micro

Product Features:
•    XGA native resolution Supports up to 720p
•    110 lumens
•    2000:1 contrast ratio
•    7 to 100 inch image size
•    LED lamp
•    33.4° projection angle
•    Stereo speakers
•    Stereo mini-jack
•    1GB flash memory
•    MicroSD card reader
•    USB host reader
•    HDMI in
•    VGA in
•    Composite AV in

What You Get:
•    AAXA M2 Micro Projector
•    Remote Control
•    Tripod
•    AV Cable
•    VGA Cable
•    USB Cable