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No, not them! Anyone but them!
I like to have a drink every now and then, but it isn’t something I like to do at home often. Instead, I prefer to venture out to a bar in an attempt to broaden my horizons and see more of the world. This works, but of course this leaves open the possibility that if I’m not careful, something dangerous could happen.

That’s why I purchased the BACTRACK Portable Mouthpiece-Free Breathalyzer. Not only does it keep you safe, but it can be fun too. Once I took it to a bar and made some friends comparing the levels we had reached. Since the breathalyzer doesn’t need a mouthpiece, you don’t have to worry about spreading germs by putting your lips where someone else’s was.

“Wow, this is so much fun!” an attractive woman said. She was both impressive with my character and responsibility.

Suddenly, however, the ground started to shake. A loud rumbling noise increased in volume until chunks of earth erupted through the tile floor of the bar. One by one, a horde of gremlins poured out, terrorizing the patrons.

“No!” I yelled. “Not gremlins!”

I heroically grabbed the attractive woman and carried her to safety.

“You’re my hero,” she said to me.

“How about we go back to my place?” I suggested, thinking this couldn’t have been going better. I was glowing all night, even a horde of gremlins couldn’t cramp my style.

“No,” she responded flatly. “I’ve seen your BAC; you’re definitely too drunk right now.”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: BACTRACK
Model: B70

Product Features:
•    BlueFire Sensor Technology provides accurate readings
•    Circular Light Rings give visual cues for starting and stopping
•    Portable and lightweight
•    Measures blood alcohol content (BAC)
•    No contact – never needs a mouthpiece
•    LCD display
•    Measures from 0.00 to 0.40 %BAC
•    Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)

What You Get:
•    BACTRACK Breathalyzer