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I guess there’s an epidemic.
Every day brings something different. One minute I’m sitting down reading stories about intra-office pranks, the next I’m actually working on something. My whirlwind of droopy tiredness and projected enthusiasm for a dinner of ramen noodles followed by a night tangling with musical writer’s block is suddenly whipped away from my mind and replaced with a task: write a product description for an ZMODO Indoor Wireless Wi-Fi IR Night Vision IP Network Camera System.

“Hmm,” I thought. “More security cameras.”

I guess people don’t want to get their homes broken into. I don’t have a security camera so I suppose that makes me vulnerable. The only method of home security I possess is a machete I bought as a gag souvenir from a trip I took to Honduras some six years ago. Since I’ve never actually had a break-in, its usage thus far has been limited to juggling, “entertaining” and the one time it was used to cut a watermelon. That didn’t work, by the way.

Now, you might think devising a strategy to prevent break-ins is more productive than devising a plan to address break-ins. You would be correct. With this camera, you can look down at your iPhone from literally anywhere and go “Hey look, someone is breaking into my house!”

Then you can like, call the police or something.

Product Features:
•    1/4" Color CMOS Image Sensor
•    Compression Format: AVI
•    12 Infrared LED, IR Night Vision up to 33'(10m)
•    Built-in Microphone, Audio Talkback Function
•    Record Straight to Your Computer's Hard Drive
•    Supports Live View via Smart Phone and iPhone
•    Allow Remote Viewing & Recording from Anywhere Anytime
•    Support IE Browser or Any Other Standard Browsers
•    Get Notified of System Events, Motion Detection, and External Alarm Activation by
•    Email
•    Wi-Fi Compliant with Wireless Standards IEEE 802.11b/g

What You Get:
•    2 CM-I11133WT Wireless Network IP Cameras
•    2 DC Power Supplies
•    2 Mounting Brackets
•    2 Antennas
•    2 Network Cables
•    Software CD
•    Manual

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty